I think I have to start watching David Letterman again.
Letterman: … The day after the 9/11 attacks, the number one priority in America if not the world was 'we gotta get bin Laden, we gotta get bin Laden.'
Letterman: So eight years go by. We still haven't gotten bin Laden. George W. Bush says at one point well he doesn't really think too much about bin Laden. In the interim, we invaded Afghanistan and then we invaded Iraq because Cheney wanted to help out his buddies at Brown & Root and Halliburton.
Williams: You're getting a little sideways here.
Letterman: Yeah. (Audience laughter) Okay and grab up all the oil.
Letterman: I think that they went soft on the project because they were worried about worrying their Saudi Arabian royalty buddies there.
Williams: Easy there. (Audience laughter)
Letterman: So now Osama bin Laden is finally gunned down by Barack Obama displaying great courage and great intelligence. What more do you want to lead your country than that kind of courage and that kind of intelligence? (Audience applause.)
(Transcript courtesy of FiredUpinCA at Daily Kos)